Enjoy.

Words that make the most sense in the world.

If practice makes perfect
and
nobody is perfect
so why practice
when nobody is perfect?


Everybody wants to go to heaven;
but nobody wants to die.


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.



and~Just a little joke for y'all.=D

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! use your Blain(brain), use your blainnn....

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight (correct) or nut?(not)